Will Quote #1508
Quote from Will in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Carlton: Speaking of cookies, you know, I've been running the campus restaurant...
Will: Right into the ground. Uh... But if you were looking for someone who's about to get married so is therefore more prepared to make a long-term commitment you might wanna choose...
Carlton: This in-debt, unreliable busboy whose only asset...
Philip: Okay, boys, boys, that's enough.
Ernie: Hey, no, no, no, it's okay. I like that competitive spirit. Yeah, it looks like I got two good candidates for my internship.
Carlton: Internship?
Ernie: Yeah.
Carlton: As in non-paying job?
Ernie: Well, yeah.
Carlton: Good to meet you, Ernest. [exits]
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.