Will Quote #1505
Quote from Will in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Philip: Oh, so Ernest sent these?
Will: Yes, Ernest did. I love Ernest. Ernest is God. Who the hell is Ernest?
Philip: Well, he's the president of Pro Kicks. Well, he's opening an office here in L.A. Oh, man, it's gonna be great seeing him again. Well, him and I go way back. He's the reason that I pledged Pi Nu.
Will: Uh... Excuse me for a second, sir. Um... The name of your fraternity was Pi Nu? So that made you what, a pie man?
Philip: Yes.
Will: Oh. So, you know, you probably hung out with the sorority girls from Beta Crocker.
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‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.