Will Quote #1504
Quote from Will in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Will: Hey, hey, what's up, y'all?
Geoffrey: Master Carlton's trying to get a date with his computer.
Will: Oh, damn, what happened, man, the toaster turn you down?
Carlton: Har-dee-har-har. This romance chat line on the Internet happens to be a great way to meet babes. Look, I think the handle I've picked is pretty nifty.
Will: Loser Boy. Well, honesty is one way to go.
Carlton: Will, that's a typo. I'm Lover Boy.
Will: And I guess lying is the other way to go. No, I can come up with a better one. Ah! How about this one? Hershey's Kiss. Huh? Because you're little you're chocolate and you're rich. And then your head come to this stupid little point and, you know...
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.