Carlton Quote #420
Quote from Carlton in Three's a Crowd
Carlton: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Will: What Carlton, what? What?
Carlton: No, no, no!
Will: What, Carlton, violent spasms? Tell me what to do.
Carlton: I didn't get the insurance.
Will: What?
Carlton: I put the car on my credit card and I didn't get the $6 insurance. You always wonder why they ask you to sign that waiver. Well, there it is.
Will: I don't know what's worse. Dying a slow agonizing death or staying alive and listening to you.
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Ashley: Daddy, isn't it great about Hilary? When do you think I'll get to move out?
Philip: Oh. Sweetheart, you know expressions like "when hell freezes over"? "When the cows come home"? "When donkeys fly"? Pick one.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, you remember when we first started coming up here?
Will: Uh... Yeah, it was a weekend, wasn't it? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I remember now. This place is always fly, man.
Carlton: Well, if you think today was fun, wait till you see what I got planned for the rest of the evening. After we power down our cocoas, there's a complimentary luge lesson. Followed by supper at 7, then back to the room for some hot spiced cider and a Barbara Walters Special.
Will: Now, normally, I would ditch you on that last one but, uh, I'm gonna let you in on a little something. Ever since I was like 7, I had a mad crush on Barbara Walters.
Carlton: I thought I was the only one. How do you feel about Nancy Reagan?
Will: Oh, see now you're being just sick.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Were you or were you not supposed to be there at 11 p.m. sharp?
Will: [gibbers] I told you I had to drop Lisa off. Besides, I was there at 11:30.
Carlton: That's right. For 30 treacherous minutes I stood alone at the corner of Rexford and Olympic.
Will: Carlton, that's Beverly Hills.
Carlton: Yeah, the bad part. 90211.