Carlton Quote #404
Quote from Carlton in Will's Up a Dirt Road
Carlton: How you doing, goofy? [laughs]
Will: Shut up, Carlton.
Carlton: Well, look, I don't know. Maybe Lisa's trying to give you a hint. I mean, first she calls you goofy. The next thing you know, she's not calling you.
Will: [scoffs] Yeah, right. You think?
Carlton: Will, if there's one thing I know, it's about women not calling.
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Will: Well, I know what I gotta do.
Lisa: He's not gonna do anything stupid, is he?
Ashley: You don't know him very well, do you?
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Hilary: Attention, everyone. Attention. I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house. So I figured I better go buy one.
Geoffrey: Hallelujah! Excuse me.
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Ashley: Hilary, that's wonderful.
Hilary: Nothing fancy. No more than six or seven bedrooms. And I don't even care if it has a wine cellar. For now.
Carlton: Wait a minute. How are you going to afford a house like that?
Hilary: I have discovered a unique method of savings. I never spend my own money. [giggles] By the way, Daddy, don't use your platinum card this month.
Carlton: Let me get this straight. All this time, you've been hoarding your salary while feasting away on the family fortune? What do you say to that, big guy?
Philip: All I heard is that she's moving.