Will Quote #1323
Quote from Will in Will's Up a Dirt Road
Lisa: What are you doing?
Will: Oh, I'm trying to see how close I can get to your head without hitting it.
Lisa: Uh. You know, you're not doing a very good job. And the next time you throw one of those at me, I'm gonna make you eat it.
Will: Ooh.
Lisa: Oh, see, now see, now see, now you're in trouble.
Will: I'm in trouble?
Lisa: Uh-huh. Now you're in trouble.
Will: Okay. [they kiss] Mm.
Lisa: Mm.
Will: Whoo. Well, if that's what happens for throwing a couple grapes at you...
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Quote from Ashley
Will: Well, I know what I gotta do.
Lisa: He's not gonna do anything stupid, is he?
Ashley: You don't know him very well, do you?
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Hilary: Attention, everyone. Attention. I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house. So I figured I better go buy one.
Geoffrey: Hallelujah! Excuse me.
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, that's wonderful.
Hilary: Nothing fancy. No more than six or seven bedrooms. And I don't even care if it has a wine cellar. For now.
Carlton: Wait a minute. How are you going to afford a house like that?
Hilary: I have discovered a unique method of savings. I never spend my own money. [giggles] By the way, Daddy, don't use your platinum card this month.
Carlton: Let me get this straight. All this time, you've been hoarding your salary while feasting away on the family fortune? What do you say to that, big guy?
Philip: All I heard is that she's moving.