Will Quote #1300

Quote from Will in Soul Train

Will: So, Uncle Phil, you proposed on Soul Train, huh? Where you all get married at, The Flip Wilson Show?
Ashley: I think it's so romantic.
Vivian: Soul Train's having a 25-year reunion and we've been named as one of the 10 most memorable couples.
Philip: Well, isn't that great?
Vivian: The whole family's invited.
Will: All right. Hey, let me tell y'all when I was growing up in Philly, Soul Train was the bomb. Hey, I still got my miniature Don Cornelius with the lifelike voice. [in deep voice] "You can bet your last money it's gonna be a stone gas, honey. And until next time, love, peace and..."
Vivian: Soul! [laughs]
Carlton: You played with a doll?
Will: Ain't- Ain't no doll, man, it's an action figure. Afro pick sold separately.

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 ‘Soul Train’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I can't stand this. Everyone has a date except me.
Will: What's the problem, Hil? I mean, come on. You're pretty, you're fun, you're intelli- Vision.
Hilary: Well, that's exactly the problem. I'm a celebrity and men are intimidated by me. I'm a beautiful woman trapped in an even more beautiful woman's body.

Quote from Philip

Will: Hey, hey, hey. Come on, man, let me have it. What's the problem?
Philip: Will, do you know what I'd do if I even thought for one second that you were anywhere near my problem?
Will: No, what?
Philip: I'd build a fence to keep you away. One with barbed wire and maybe a sniper up on the roof to pick you off just in case you got over the fence. And given the slightest chance that he'd miss, there'd be two rottweilers guarding my problem.
Will: You don't want my help, do you? I'll go.

Quote from Carlton

Hilary: Any big plans tonight, Carlton?
Carlton: I have a date.
Hilary: With whom?
Carlton: Same lady I see every Saturday night. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.