Will Quote #1285
Quote from Will in Father Knows Best
Ashley: I dropped out of Bel-Air Academy and I've been going to public school since the beginning of the semester.
Will: I didn't hear that.
Ashley: I said I dropped out.
Will: I heard what you said, Ashley. Ash, what are you? How can you do that?
Ashley: It was easy. I forged all the papers, took Daddy's tuition money and put it in an interest-bearing account. Pretty good, huh?
Will: You're tripping? No, no- No, no. You're worse than tripping. You've fallen and you can't get up. And he will find out. And when he does, he's going to ground you into dust.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Father Knows Best’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Miss Sharpe: Well, will Mrs. Banks be joining us?
Will: Uh, no, I'm single. I mean, um, Ashley's mother ran out on us. Ashley was but a mere tyke at the time. I had to be both Mommy and Daddy. We went from training wheels to training bras. They both came off too soon, didn't they, kitten?
Quote from Will
Ashley: Okay. Mom, Dad, it's like this. Will has something he wants to tell you.
Will: I ain't got nothing. Um... Your Honor, uh... Now, before you deliver your verdict, the defense dictates that you sustain the motion of the ocean. Because most parents want the truth, but they can't handle the truth. So in conclusion, I move for a change of venue. What you say you give us a half-hour head start.
Quote from Philip
Vivian: Philip, I'm sure the mayor's mother meant it as a compliment.
Philip: Oh, really? Then I should be honored that she thinks I look like a Black Alfred Hitchcock. Hi kids.
Will: [as Hitchcock] Good evening.