Will Quote #1238
Quote from Will in Reality Bites
Nicky: Will! Will!
Will: Nicky. Nicky. Hey.
Nicky: Santa was here. Did you see him?
Will: Uh, yeah, we was kicking it in the pool house.
Nicky: You know Santa?
Will: Know him? Who do you think gave him the idea for that mistletoe thing?
Nicky: You?
Will: Oh, yeah. See, we was chilling back in Philly one night. It was me, Santa, the tooth fairy and Shaft, right?
Nicky: Who's Shaft?
Will: Who's Shaft? Oh, Nicky, there's so much I got to teach you. See, Shaft was a complicated man.
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Ashley: Well, Dougie's his hero. Didn't you have heroes when you were a kid?
Will: Yeah, Shaft.
Ashley: And how did you feel when you found out that Shaft wasn't real?
Will: What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, he was based on an actual guy.
Ashley: No, he wasn't.
Will: He was too, Ashley.
Ashley: Shaft is fictional, Will.
Will: I'm saying, he went to Africa and everything.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Look at this.
Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast."
Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This.
Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..."
Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.