Will Quote #1226
Quote from Will in Reality Bites
Will: Yo, Nicky, you ready?
Nicky: Almost. Hurry up, man, we got to get on.
Carlton: Where's Nicky? Today is children's day at the Nixon Library.
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, man. Nicky's going with me. I'm taking him to the sorority beach-volleyball tournament. Mm. Two hundred honeys bumping and spiking. You know what I mean? Heh. You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't know what I mean.
Carlton: Will, you're just Nicky's cousin, I'm his brother. I'm a big branch of his family tree.
Will: Mm. Then why are your limbs so short?
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Reality Bites’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Ashley: Well, Dougie's his hero. Didn't you have heroes when you were a kid?
Will: Yeah, Shaft.
Ashley: And how did you feel when you found out that Shaft wasn't real?
Will: What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, he was based on an actual guy.
Ashley: No, he wasn't.
Will: He was too, Ashley.
Ashley: Shaft is fictional, Will.
Will: I'm saying, he went to Africa and everything.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Look at this.
Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast."
Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This.
Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..."
Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.