Will Quote #1176

Quote from Will in For Sale by Owner

Will: If we end up moving into another guesthouse I'm getting the bedroom this time.
Carlton: Not so fast, buster. Who knows if the new place is even gonna have a guesthouse?
Will: Don't worry, we'll bring a shoebox you can sleep in.


 ‘For Sale by Owner’ Quotes

Quote from Geoffrey

Vivian: Geoffrey, we're gonna need some hors d'oeuvres tonight. What do we have in the house?
Geoffrey: Whatever he hasn't eaten.
Philip: Geoffrey, for once, could you please cut the sarcasm?
Geoffrey: Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean?

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: All right. All right, so I have an ugly side.
Geoffrey: And you could write "Goodyear" on it.

Quote from Will

Will: Hey, girl. Now, Ashley, this is a million dollars here. Now, listen, Uncle Phil could put that money in the bank, right and then start getting all kinds of crazy interest. Then it's bonds, and then there's that T-bill stuff and then they got some certificates, and then- then- then junk be compounded.
Philip: What are you talking about?
Will: I have no idea.