Carlton Quote #367

Quote from Carlton in For Sale by Owner

Philip: What kind of offer, Mr. Reed?
Ron: Well above market value. My client wants to buy it for his nephew.
Vivian: But this house is not for sale.
Carlton: How much?
Philip: Shut up, Carlton.
Ron: Mr. And Mrs. Banks, if you'll hear me out. You see, my client's nephew grew up in this house in the '50s and he'd like to repurchase it for sentimental reasons.
Carlton: How much?
All: Shut up, Carlton.

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Philip: All right. All right, so I have an ugly side.
Geoffrey: And you could write "Goodyear" on it.

Quote from Geoffrey

Vivian: Geoffrey, we're gonna need some hors d'oeuvres tonight. What do we have in the house?
Geoffrey: Whatever he hasn't eaten.
Philip: Geoffrey, for once, could you please cut the sarcasm?
Geoffrey: Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean?

Quote from Will

Will: Hey, girl. Now, Ashley, this is a million dollars here. Now, listen, Uncle Phil could put that money in the bank, right and then start getting all kinds of crazy interest. Then it's bonds, and then there's that T-bill stuff and then they got some certificates, and then- then- then junk be compounded.
Philip: What are you talking about?
Will: I have no idea.