Carlton Quote #366
Quote from Carlton in For Sale by Owner
Ron: I'm sorry if I startled anyone. Nobody answered the front door. I'm a realtor. Ron Reed. How are you?
Carlton: Well, that still doesn't give you the right to go traipsing around our property.
Ron: But I've got a client prepared to make a very generous offer on this house.
Carlton: Well, then come on in, Ron. It is Ron, isn't it? So, sit down. Take a load off. Yes. Care for some salmon?
Philip: Carlton.
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Vivian: Geoffrey, we're gonna need some hors d'oeuvres tonight. What do we have in the house?
Geoffrey: Whatever he hasn't eaten.
Philip: Geoffrey, for once, could you please cut the sarcasm?
Geoffrey: Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean?
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Philip: All right. All right, so I have an ugly side.
Geoffrey: And you could write "Goodyear" on it.
Quote from Will
Will: Hey, girl. Now, Ashley, this is a million dollars here. Now, listen, Uncle Phil could put that money in the bank, right and then start getting all kinds of crazy interest. Then it's bonds, and then there's that T-bill stuff and then they got some certificates, and then- then- then junk be compounded.
Philip: What are you talking about?
Will: I have no idea.