Philip Quote #314

Quote from Philip in You'd Better Shop Around

Will: Hey, can I kick my sales rap around with you?
Philip: Later. Later. Your Aunt Viv and I are going for a ride in Daddy's new toy.
Vivian: What is that?
Philip: This is cruising music. Al Green and the Isley Brothers.
Vivian: Oh, sookie, sookie, now.
Philip: Baby.

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Quote from Vy

Will: Hey, Ma.
Vy: Boy, where do you get off dropping out of school?
Pete Fletcher: Mrs. Smith, if I may interject-
Vy: Who the hell are you?
Will: Mom, this is my boss. This is Mr. Fletcher.
Vy: Oh, so you're the snake that lured my boy from that fine institute of higher learning.
Pete Fletcher: Mrs. Smith, your son has a bright and productive future here at Mulholland Motors.
Vy: Oh, really? You ever been beat up by a woman?
Pete Fletcher: Not without having paid for it. Uh, Will, I'll be in my office hiding under the desk if you need me.

Quote from Will

Will: Well, I guess I'll start my homework now. I got a lot of studying to do if I expect to make the best of this wonderful opportunity to get my college education!
Philip: Will, your mother's not here. She went out to dinner with your Aunt Viv.
Will: Oh, she better had.
Philip: Will, I'm sorry we had to involve her in this but you really left us no choice. How in the world did she get the college to readmit you?
Will: She threatened to enroll herself.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Hmm. This fat-free cake isn't bad.
Geoffrey: Sir, that's a sponge.