Hilary Quote #309
Quote from Hilary in You'd Better Shop Around
Will: Hil, you mind if I kick my sales rap on you? Pretend you're buying a car.
Hilary: No offense, Will, but I would never buy a car from you.
Will: Hil, we're pretending here. You're not my cousin, you're somebody else.
Hilary: Oh, I get it.
Will: Okay. Hi, I'm Will Smith.
Hilary: [Russian accent] And I'm the Baroness Natasha. I am on holiday in your country with my husband, the baron, and my lover... [puts arm around Geoffrey] Gustav.
Will: Okay, look, baroness, I was wondering if I could interest you in a sporty new Evader? It has a V6 dual overhead-
Hilary: Yes, of course, I take six. Gustav, pay the man. You take jewels, yes?
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Quote from Vy
Will: Hey, Ma.
Vy: Boy, where do you get off dropping out of school?
Pete Fletcher: Mrs. Smith, if I may interject-
Vy: Who the hell are you?
Will: Mom, this is my boss. This is Mr. Fletcher.
Vy: Oh, so you're the snake that lured my boy from that fine institute of higher learning.
Pete Fletcher: Mrs. Smith, your son has a bright and productive future here at Mulholland Motors.
Vy: Oh, really? You ever been beat up by a woman?
Pete Fletcher: Not without having paid for it. Uh, Will, I'll be in my office hiding under the desk if you need me.
Quote from Will
Will: Well, I guess I'll start my homework now. I got a lot of studying to do if I expect to make the best of this wonderful opportunity to get my college education!
Philip: Will, your mother's not here. She went out to dinner with your Aunt Viv.
Will: Oh, she better had.
Philip: Will, I'm sorry we had to involve her in this but you really left us no choice. How in the world did she get the college to readmit you?
Will: She threatened to enroll herself.
Quote from Philip
Philip: Hmm. This fat-free cake isn't bad.
Geoffrey: Sir, that's a sponge.