Carlton Quote #346
Quote from Carlton in Stop Will! In The Name of Love
Will: She still ain't show up yet, Carlton?
Carlton: No, and I've been waiting over two hours.
Will: Hey, look, man, don't even be beating yourself up like this. Everybody gets stood up once.
Carlton: Once a month?
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Quote from Ashley
Ashley: [sings] Hey, what you want Baby, I got it What you need Do you know I got it? All I'm askin' Is for a little respect when you come home Hey daddy When I home Oh, yeah I ain't gonna do you wrong while I'm gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' Is for a little respect when I get home Oh, daddy
When I get home Yeah I'm about to give you all of my money And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is daddy give me my profits When I get home Oh, now When I get home All right R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Why can't you just trust me?
Carlton: Sock it to me, sock it to me Sock it to me, sock it to me
Ashley: A little respect
Quote from Will
Will: Uncle Phil, check it out. There's been a slight change of plans. Ashley is gonna double with me and my girl.
Philip: Oh, no. I'm not gonna have my daughter involved in one of your wild evenings.
Will: We playing miniature golf. That'll be cool unless the church group shut that place down, you know?
Philip: And afterwards?
Will: Well, I was thinking we'd run some guns to Nicaragua, but we'll probably just come home.
Philip: All right, Will. She's in your hands. But if anything happens to her, those hands will be without fingers.
Will: Yes, sir. Lose my fingers, sir.
Carlton Banks Quotes
Quote from Just Say Yo
Carlton: Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man to I Will Always Love You.
Will: Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton: Wow, I feel terrible. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.
Will: Carlton, I got some bad news.
Carlton: Oh, God, I malfunctioned.
Will: No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton: What were they?
Will: Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact.
Carlton: What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will: It was speed.
Carlton: Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!
Quote from The Alma Matter
Carlton: It's not unusual To have dad be proud of me It's not unusual 'Cause I love conformity And when I see dad hangin' with Will instead of me It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die
Tom Jones: It's not unusual to mess up at any time And when I see you so down and out It's such a crime
Carlton: Did you ever wanna be loved by anyone And then you let them down I blew it yesterday My trust fund's gone away
Tom Jones: My friend it happens all the time And life will never do
Carlton: What you want it to
Tom Jones: Don't give yourself Such a hard time