Hilary Quote #269
Quote from Hilary in Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is
Dr. Kevarkian: You wanna go downstairs and have an early breakfast?
Hilary: Well, thank you, Russell, but I can't. I'm in mourning.
Dr. Kevarkian: Your father's gonna be fine.
Hilary: Oh, no. See, my fiance had this unfortunate accident. That's why I was supposed to go bungee jumping earlier today. See, Dr. Martling said- Do you know him?
Dr. Kevarkian: No.
Hilary: He's my therapist. He thought if I jumped from the same place Trevor ju- Well, he didn't exactly say that. You know how sometimes your therapist says one thing and they mean something else and you have to figure out what this whole therapist talk thing is? And you can never understand-
Dr. Kevarkian: Oh, look at that, I'm being beeped. [exits]
Hilary: I didn't hear any beep.
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‘Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Carlton, you're going down to that hospital if I have to knock you out and call an ambulance.
Carlton: You come near me, I'll spray.
Will: Man, you don't know how lucky you are. You can be with your father whenever you want. You can eat with him and argue with him. He's there for you. You know where my father is?
Carlton: No.
Will: Neither do I.
Carlton: Look, I don't wanna see my father with tubes up his nose, okay?
Will: Carlton, there's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose-
Carlton: Not my father!
Will: Everybody's father! Except mine because I don't know where the hell he is!
Carlton: You don't understand, Will.
Will: Yes, I do. You're selfish.
Quote from Philip
Will: Oh, Uncle Phil. Hey, you been out on the courts?
Philip: Played a little tennis with Ashley. I can't remember when I've worked up such a sweat.
Geoffrey: And you've certainly earned your lunch.
Philip: What the heck is this?
Geoffrey: Chicken, sir. Oh, you probably don't recognize it without a thick coating of batter and gravy.
Philip: I can't do this. I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey with... Oh, my God. Turkey. With pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched dressing, tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce.
Quote from Will
Will: Well, she does have a point, Uncle Phil. I mean, hey, I'm getting tired of the fat jokes myself.
Philip: What is wrong with you people? I weigh the same thing I weighed in high school.
Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years. Guess I'm not getting as tired of those fat jokes as I thought, huh?