Philip Quote #286
Quote from Philip in Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is
Dr. Hangarter: Your health is no formality, Mr. Banks. A man carrying as much weight as you are at your age has got to face the facts.
Philip: Come on, I've kept myself in pretty good shape.
Dr. Hangarter: Well, your blood pressure's up. You've a history of high cholesterol.
Philip: Come on, I've got a heart like a bull.
Dr. Hangarter: Don't take it for granted. Although the heart is the strongest muscle, it has the most responsibility. There are a lot of things that can affect your heart.
[As Dr. Hangarter listens to Uncle Phil's heartbeat, it speeds up rapidly as Will enters the room, checks himself out in the mirror and waves goodbye]
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Quote from Will
Will: Carlton, you're going down to that hospital if I have to knock you out and call an ambulance.
Carlton: You come near me, I'll spray.
Will: Man, you don't know how lucky you are. You can be with your father whenever you want. You can eat with him and argue with him. He's there for you. You know where my father is?
Carlton: No.
Will: Neither do I.
Carlton: Look, I don't wanna see my father with tubes up his nose, okay?
Will: Carlton, there's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose-
Carlton: Not my father!
Will: Everybody's father! Except mine because I don't know where the hell he is!
Carlton: You don't understand, Will.
Will: Yes, I do. You're selfish.
Quote from Philip
Will: Oh, Uncle Phil. Hey, you been out on the courts?
Philip: Played a little tennis with Ashley. I can't remember when I've worked up such a sweat.
Geoffrey: And you've certainly earned your lunch.
Philip: What the heck is this?
Geoffrey: Chicken, sir. Oh, you probably don't recognize it without a thick coating of batter and gravy.
Philip: I can't do this. I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey with... Oh, my God. Turkey. With pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched dressing, tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce.
Quote from Will
Will: Well, she does have a point, Uncle Phil. I mean, hey, I'm getting tired of the fat jokes myself.
Philip: What is wrong with you people? I weigh the same thing I weighed in high school.
Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years. Guess I'm not getting as tired of those fat jokes as I thought, huh?