Carlton: Hey, Will, isn't that Jazz?
Will: Jazz, what are you doing here?
Jazz: Ssh. I'm on the list. They think I'm the Black dude from Mod Squad.

Will: I guess I could kiss heaven goodbye because it got to be a sin to look this good.

Jackie: Will, you just hit on me from force of habit. Now, if you really wanna go out with me why not step to me like a man?
Will: Well, okay. So Jacqueline I wonder if you'd do me the honor of having dinner with me.
Jackie: Okay.
Will: "Okay"? "Okay" is all right if I offered you a government cheese sandwich, but I'm offering you a buffet of love, child.