Carlton Quote #305

Quote from Carlton in Hex and the Single Guy

Philip: You all right, sweetheart?
Ashley: I think I sprained my ankle, and my big tournament is tomorrow. Why would the machine go haywire like that?
Carlton: It's the you-know-what. I'm telling you, Dad, it's gonna pick us off one by one until we all end up on Unsolved Mysteries.

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Carlton: Oh, what a night. I made a killing. Twenty-six Milky Ways. And the Democrats say there's a recession.
Philip: What are you supposed to be?
Carlton: My idol, Macaulay Culkin. You know why he's my idol?
Will: Why? Because y'all the same height?
Carlton: No, because his movies have grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide. Not to mention, he's one heck of an actor.