Philip Quote #273

Quote from Philip in Hex and the Single Guy

Philip: What is this bill, Vivian? Two thousand dollars for flowers?
Vivian: That's for Trevor's perpetual care.
Philip: What?
Vivian: He was Hilary's fiance.
Philip: Oh, they get you coming, they get you going.

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Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Can I help you?
INS Agent: Are you Geoffrey Butler?
Geoffrey: Yes, I am. And you must be the woman of my dreams. [she handcuffs Geoffrey] You are! Ooh.

Quote from Will

Will: Oh, boy, I love this. Halloween, the only night a Black man can walk around in this neighborhood with a mask on and not get arrested.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Oh, what a night. I made a killing. Twenty-six Milky Ways. And the Democrats say there's a recession.
Philip: What are you supposed to be?
Carlton: My idol, Macaulay Culkin. You know why he's my idol?
Will: Why? Because y'all the same height?
Carlton: No, because his movies have grossed over half a billion dollars worldwide. Not to mention, he's one heck of an actor.