Jazz Quote #105
Quote from Jazz in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)
Will: Jazz give me the money.
Jazz: Money? What money?
Will: The 25 dollars a head you charged for my party.
Jazz: Man, I was sneaking the bus back to the depot and I got held up. White dude. He took the bus too.
Will: The money's gone, isn't it?
Jazz: Like the Jheri curl.
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‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Hilary
Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I still can't understand.
Vivian: Sweetheart, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Hilary: No, I mean technically. Am I a widow or what? This is all my fault. If I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would be in my arms instead of in my purse. I love you, Trevor.
Will: Um, Hilary, Trevor wasn't cremated.
Hilary: Ew, then who's this?
Geoffrey: I'll see him to the door, Miss Hilary.
Quote from Will
Will: "Roommate wanted. Minutes from school. Must love ice hockey, country-and-western music and Tom Cruise movies." This is worse than Jazz's.