Carlton Quote #283

Quote from Carlton in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)

Will: Excuse me, that's our butts, Carlton. We're in this together.
Carlton: Not anymore, Kemosabe. I'm going back to my family, where I belong.
Will: No, you are not.
Carlton: Oh, yeah? Why?
Will: Because that will be like admitting we can't make it on our own.
Carlton: I don't have to make it on my own. I'm rich.

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 ‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I still can't understand.
Vivian: Sweetheart, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Hilary: No, I mean technically. Am I a widow or what? This is all my fault. If I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would be in my arms instead of in my purse. I love you, Trevor.
Will: Um, Hilary, Trevor wasn't cremated.
Hilary: Ew, then who's this?
Geoffrey: I'll see him to the door, Miss Hilary.

Quote from Will

Will: "Roommate wanted. Minutes from school. Must love ice hockey, country-and-western music and Tom Cruise movies." This is worse than Jazz's.