Will Quote #855
Quote from Will in Six Degrees of Graduation
Carlton: Guess what? I'm the class valedictorian.
Hilary: Oh. [hugs Carlton] What does that mean?
Will: I believe it's Latin for "little short midget with a square head."
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Mrs. Bassin: Now what was Antonio Vivaldi trying to tell us in this concerto?
Will: [to a girl] Come on, baby, I'm saying, "Bing-bang- bluesy, me and you in the Jacuzzi." What's up?
Mrs. Bassin: Mr. Smith. The concerto? What was Vivaldi saying?
Will: Well, actually, Mrs. Bassin, I'm glad you asked me that. [clears throats] Vivaldi, or "Vival Dee" as it is pronounced in some European circles, I believe he was commenting on man's inhumanity toward man. That we, citizens of America, the richest country on this planet, have a moral obligation that goes far beyond buying the newest car or purchasing the latest Naughty By Nature CD. If one child goes hungry, we must feed it. If one child shivers, we must shelter it. And I, for one believe the brother knew what he was talking about.
Mrs. Bassin: Vivaldi died in 1741 before there was a United States.
Will: But the dream is alive.
Quote from Will
Will: Mrs. Bassin, I'm sorry, I was acting silly today. I'll make it up tomorrow.
Mrs. Bassin: Eh, too little too late. Will, I'm going to have to fail you.
Will: Ooh, ooh. Whoa, whoa. The "F" word. Why?
Mrs. Bassin: You missed half the semester.
Will: What's your point?
Mrs. Bassin: Will, you have 10 classes to make up and only five before graduation.
Will: Listen, Mrs. Bassin, I'm telling you, I'll make up the work. Come on, I have to graduate.
Mrs. Bassin: I'm sorry, but you have no one to blame but yourself.
Will: Listen, Mrs. Bassin, I don't think you understand. My Mom is flying out from Philly to see me graduate. I mean, the woman that gave me life. And if I don't graduate, she'll take it back.
Quote from Geoffrey
Ashley: Daddy, can we take Nicky with us to graduation?
Philip: No, I don't think so, sweetheart. But maybe Geoffrey can baby-sit for him.
Geoffrey: Of course, sir. And, no, I wouldn't mind missing the ceremony. Why should I be invited to such an illustrious event after a mere 15 years of wiping, picking and sucking up after you all?
Philip: Geoffrey, we would love for you to come to graduation with us.
Geoffrey: I'll have to check my book.
Philip: Geoffrey, you're coming.