Philip Quote #241
Quote from Philip in You Bet Your Life
Will: Hey, Uncle Phil, you ready to burn some rubber, make some tracks? Cough up a lung?
Philip: No. It's okay. I'm fine. I never felt better. Call an ambulance.
Will: Whoa, whoa. Uncle Phil, man, you can't do this to me. I've been planning this trip for months. Hey, I tell you what. [Philip coughs] Come on, you can make it. There's a Dodger dog in it for you.
Philip: I'm sorry, Will, I don't think I can make it.
Will: No, no, no. Yes, you can. Come on, Uncle Phil. Come on.
Philip: Look, Will, you're just going to have to call the university and cancel, that's all.
Will: Uncle Phil, why can't you trust me to go by myself?
Philip: Because I'm smarter than the average bear.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘You Bet Your Life’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Carlton: Oh, I don't get a good feeling about this place, Will.
Will: It's cool. I'll take care of it. [loudly] Uh, we ain't Black. We just got back from Hawaii.
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: Crocket anyone?
Will: Jazz, you all right, man? You got a kind of a Clark Kent-Urkel thing jumping all over you.
Carlton: Actually, Will, he looks like me.
Will: Well, yeah, that's what I was saying.
Jazz: I'm all ready for my trip to college. About time, too. I spent eight years in high school.
Will: Jazz, Uncle Phil is going to be my chaperon and I don't think he wants you to come, buddy.
Jazz: Well, I guess I better return these stupid, funky clothes. Here, Carlton.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Silly me. When I went to university, I actually spent most of my time studying.
Will: Well, yeah, but look at you now, G.
Geoffrey: Touche. Did you by any chance see Murder, She Wrote last week?
Will: No.
Geoffrey: Good. Watch your back.