Geoffrey Quote #148
Quote from Geoffrey in Mommy Nearest
Vivian: Okay, set everything on the island. We'll use it tomorrow to serve.
Philip: [takes the fork out of Vivian's hand] Let me take that, Vivian, wouldn't want you to overexert yourself.
Vivian: Philip, are you upset with me?
Philip: Vivian, for the past 48 hours, all I've heard is: "Philip, wash this. Philip, dust that. Philip, push me up the steps, I'm pregnant."
Vivian: As long as you're not upset with me.
Geoffrey: Sir, when she's not looking, break one of her crystal figurines. It'll work wonders for your attitude. [crashing sound]
Philip: [o.s.] Yes!
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Janice: Well, Vy, tell me, what's the real deal between you and Robert?
Vy: I wasn't in love with him.
Aunt Helen: Girl, are you crazy? That man had a business, a car and money. Now, what's love got to do with it?
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Janice: Frank, honey, I think it's time to change Frank, Jr.
Frank: Okay, babe. You know what, you look a little tired. Why don't you come and lay down and I'll rub your feet for a little while.
Janice: Thanks, baby.
Aunt Helen: That does it, I'm getting me a White man. [Vivian & Vy laugh]
Vy: Girl, stop it.
Aunt Helen: No, just to help around the house a little bit. Now, come on, you know you all were thinking it.
Quote from Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen: I'm still half asleep, so don't nobody talk to me.
Janice: Did the baby wake you up?
Aunt Helen: Eleanor and Lou woke me up. I swear that man's part jackhammer.
Vy: Oh, Lord, they didn't even eat this much at the Last Supper.
Aunt Helen: Well, I guess you old enough to remember.
Vy: Yeah, but I'm still young enough to kick your butt.