Geoffrey Quote #142

Quote from Geoffrey in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Geoffrey: Ah, here's our little mother. There we go, madam, a nice glass of milk. Got to keep our strength up, eh?
Vivian: Back off, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: Oh, pop a Midol.
Vivian: Geoffrey, I'm sorry. I'm just a little upset with Mr. Banks, that's all. He refuses to be my Lamaze coach. So I'm gonna need one of you kids to go with me.
Ashley: Sorry, homework.
Carlton: Tennis lesson.
Hilary: I just don't want to.
Geoffrey: Madam, are you sure you want another one?


 ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.

Quote from Will

Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.