Philip Quote #205
Quote from Philip in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Vivian: Freeze, bubble-butt!
Will: Oh, this could get ugly.
Vivian: Philip, what do you have to say for yourself?
Philip: Uh... Uh... Uh...
Will: Good answer, Admiral Stockdale.
Vivian: Philip, this is very important to me. I mean, after all, you missed all the other births of your other children.
Philip: Well, it wasn't my fault. Fathers weren't allowed in the delivery room back then.
Vivian: Well, they are now, and I would like you to share this experience.
Philip: Well, I intend to. I will be pacing up and down in the waiting room where a man's supposed to be.
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Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.
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Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.
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Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.