Will Quote #653

Quote from Will in Boys in the Woods

Carlton: Oh, my God, look! Where's our camping equipment?
Philip: Will, you were supposed to secure everything to the luggage rack.
Will: I did. Oh, wait, this ain't the Volvo.
Carlton: The car phone, we'll call for road service.
Will: Yeah, great idea, Carlton. You can tell them exactly where we are, too. Somewhere in the dark between a rock and a tree.
Female voice: [on the phone] I'm sorry, you are outside the calling area. Please try your call again.
Will: Well, I guess sending for pizza's out.

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 ‘Boys in the Woods’ Quotes

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares... having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him: "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?

Quote from Will

Will: Uncle Phil, I'm telling you, I think we should just pull into a gas station.
Philip: Will, for the last time, I don't need directions. [car splutters]
Will: You're right. You need gas.
Philip: Okay, I made a wrong turn. It's no big deal, it's not the end of the world. We'll just... We'll thumb a ride to the nearest gas station. We used to do it a lot in the '60s.
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uncle Phil, can you take a stroll into the '90s, please? We are three Black men on the side of a mountain road. The only people that's going to stop is going to have on sheets and saying stuff like, "Get them, Jim Bob."

Quote from Will

Philip: Will, we're going to have to turn that money over to the authorities. If nobody claims it, then you can keep it, but until then, I think I should look after it.
Will: Whoa, no! I'm all right, Uncle Phil. You know, I'll just find a safe place to keep it, you know, just for the night. Goodnight, Abe. Goodnight, Alexander. And I can't forget you, Ben. Oh, man, I'm sleeping with the presidents. Must be what Marilyn Monroe felt like.