Carlton Quote #196
Quote from Carlton in Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe
Will: Oh, man, I mean, she can't just walk out on you like that. What if the kid is yours?
Carlton: He's not.
Will: Carlton, come on, just because the baby is cute doesn't mean you're not the father.
Carlton: I never slept with her. Look, since we're in a church, I feel the need to confess something. Please don't laugh. This is really hard for me to say. I'm a... I'm a... [mumbles]
Will: You a German?
Carlton: No. I'm a virgin.
Will: What?
Carlton: I'm a virgin!
Man: It's nice to know somebody still is.
Will: Hey, look, Carlton, man, I mean, I didn't know. I mean, hey, don't feel bad though. I mean, a lot of guys are you know, Germans.
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Geoffrey: Your cheesecake, sir.
Philip: Thank you, Geoffrey. Geoffrey, would you get Carlton, please?
Geoffrey: Certainly, sir.
Philip: Thank you.
Geoffrey: Run, Geoffrey. Fetch, Geoffrey. Perhaps you'd like me to catch a Frisbee in my teeth?