Will Quote #612

Quote from Will in Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe

Philip: Whose is that?
Cindy: He's mine.
Vivian: Oh, my goodness. He's adorable. Come here, sweetheart. Oh, my. What's his name?
Cindy: Carlton.
Philip: Oh, my God. Please tell me your father's first name is Carlton.
Will: [imitates buzzer] Sorry, wrong answer. Now, for those of you just tuning in to Name That Father, this little bundle of joy belongs to a young man who's seen Little Mermaid eight times.

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 ‘Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe’ Quotes

Quote from Ashley

Ashley: Carlton, why are you wearing a suit? Is Daddy bringing home White people?

Quote from Will

Will: You know, it's like the Rodney King videotape, you know? I just keep seeing it over, and over, and over again. And I ask myself, where did I fail him, you know? Where did we go wrong? [Philip & Vivian slap Will on the head]

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Your cheesecake, sir.
Philip: Thank you, Geoffrey. Geoffrey, would you get Carlton, please?
Geoffrey: Certainly, sir.
Philip: Thank you.
Geoffrey: Run, Geoffrey. Fetch, Geoffrey. Perhaps you'd like me to catch a Frisbee in my teeth?