Jazz Quote #71
Quote from Jazz in How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Jazz: When did you get back?
Will: I just got back this morning, man.
Jazz: Man, welcome home. Later. [closes door]
Will: Jazz! Jazz!
Jazz: Weren't you just here?
Will: I've been gone all summer. Isn't there something else you'd like to say to me?
Jazz: Now that you mention it, yeah. You dating Whoopi Goldberg?
Will: How about "come in," man? I need a place to crash.
Jazz: Whoa. You got a place to crash. A mansion with a pool, a tennis court and a toilet that flushes without using a coat hanger.
Will: Not no more, man.
Jazz: Dang, your toilet broke, too?
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‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Vivian: This is my nephew, Will. Uh, and this is his hair.
Norma: It's a pleasure to meet you both.
Whitey: Call me Whitey.
Will: Oh, no, no, no. I'm gonna call you that then you gonna call me the other thing, and we're gonna be here fighting.
Philip: Will, Whitey is the president of a very prestigious savings and loan.
Will: Oh, really? Guess a lot of your buddies wearing suits like this now, huh?
Quote from Philip
Philip: Vivian, tell me that's not a beeper.
Ashley: Can I have one, Daddy?
Philip: When Jesse Jackson gets a job. Will, there'll be no beepers worn in this house.
Will: Yo, what's up, Uncle Phil? My mom let me wear it in Philly.
Philip: That's because she's your mother and she loves you. I'm your uncle. I just try not to hurt you.
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: Philip, when Will gets here, please be nice. Otherwise, you're going to be bunking with Mr. Couch.
Philip: Woman, please do you think that you can manipulate me with sex? [laughs]
Vivian: Does James Brown have a perm?