Will Quote #562
Quote from Will in Striptease for Two
Carlton: Will, give me all your money.
Will: I'm sorry, Carlton. I don't feel like playing 7-Eleven.
Carlton: This isn't a game, Will. I know you have $50, and I need it.
Will: Oh, forget it, man. $50? I could take 25 women out to dinner.
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Quote from Philip
Philip: Is there more?
Carlton: I'm afraid so, Dad. We never got the clasp fixed on Mom's bracelet.
Philip: [chuckles] You never got the... [laughs; Will & Carlton start laughing] I don't know what to say. [all still laughing]
Will: We don't.
Philip: What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?
Will: I don't know. Reward us for our honesty? [all laugh uproariously] Hey, it worked for the Beave.
Philip: The Beave! [shouts] Do I look like a White guy named Ward? Now, you get that bracelet back and for the next six weeks I don't want to hear you breathe. Or I'm calling the Feds myself.
Will: I guess this probably ain't the best time to tell him we ran over the mailbox.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Ah, my financial advisors have arrived. Moron! Fathead!
Carlton: l didn't know the Dodgers were playing.
Geoffrey: They're not, thieving wankers.
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: This is a delicious meal, Geoffrey. You've outdone yourself.
Geoffrey: You're too kind, sir. Moron! Fathead!
Vivian: Geoffrey, must you listen to the Dodgers game during dinner?
Geoffrey: I'm terribly sorry, madam. But it is the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. However, I will maintain my professionalism. Bunt, you pasty-faced sod! Peas?