Carlton Quote #150

Quote from Carlton in Eyes on the Prize

Bob Eubanks: Thank you very much. Hello, everybody. Thank you. And welcome back to another edition of...
Audience: Double Trouble!
Bob Eubanks: All right, let's jump right into it and meet our first team. This guy likes music, basketball, and girls, and not necessarily in that order. He's a native of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Welcome Will Smith! Now, Will's partner is Bel-Air, California, born and bred. He's a fan of Tom Jones, mutual funds, and capital punishment. Say hello to Carlton Banks.

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 ‘Eyes on the Prize’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Tyriq: Carlton is your partner?
Jazz: Yeah, what he got I ain't got?
Will: On a straight up tip, y'all, see, Carlton got this rare disease, right? And to go on this game show was his last desperate wish before he takes that old dirt nap.
Tyriq: That's decent, Will.
Jazz: What he got?
Will: Um... Uh... He got Bette Davis eyes.

Quote from Geoffrey

Vivian: Geoffrey, can I get some coffee, please?
Geoffrey: l'm working on it, madam.
Vivian: Well, when will it be ready?
Geoffrey: At this rate? About the time Queen Elizabeth opens for Queen Latifah.

Quote from Jazz

Vivian: So, who's gonna be your partner?
Will: Oh, Kellogg Leiberbaum. He's the smartest dude in school. He's gonna call me on the car phone at 8:00. That is, if Uncle Phil don't try to fix it.
Philip: Well, that's it. The next person that mentions the phone gets a boot in their behind.
Jazz: Mr. Banks, your phone is broken.
[Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house. Later, Jazz dusts himself off as he returns to the living room]
Jazz: It occurs to me, this family's got a lot to learn about hospitality.