Philip Quote #136
Vivian: He's not here, Philip, let's go.
Philip: Not so quick, Vivian. Do you really want Hilary to find out she was conceived during a Sly Stone concert?
Vivian: Well, it never would have happened if he hadn't been five hours late.
[After Philip sits down on Geoffrey's bed, Will, Carlton and Hilary scream]
Philip: All right, everybody out. Come on.
Vivian: What are you doing here?
Will: What are y'all doing here? And I hope them concert tickets wasn't front row.
Hilary: Is that why you always play Hot Fun in the Summertime on my birthday?
Carlton: And where was I conceived?
Will: Probably at a white sale.
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Quote from Will
Nurse Bonnie: Doctor, the patient in 214 is not responding to the medication. What should I do?
Will: Um... Well, Nurse, I'd run a KGB and an NAACP. If he still doesn't respond give him an upper Gl Joe.
Nurse Bonnie: I've got to get my real estate license.
Will: [over the PA] Oh. 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12. Uh, they got some free ice cream and cake in the cafeteria.
Quote from Will
Vivian: Hello. I'm Vivian Banks. I believe my nephew, Will Smith has been assigned to this room.
Nurse Petty: Smith? Oh, yes. Tonsillectomy, tomorrow morning. All righty. And where is our brave little soldier?
Will: I keep telling you, I ain't sick. I'm not sick.
Vivian: Sweetheart, now you know what Dr. Bennett said. Those tonsils have just got to come out. Now there's no reason to be afraid.
Will: Oh, who are you kidding? Why do you think they wear masks? So they can't be identified. And why do you think they knock you out? So you don't see them drinking margaritas over your open stomach.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the gift shop.
Will: Hey, thanks a lot, Hil, that's real nice.
Hilary: Well, sometimes a girl just has to treat herself.