Hilary Quote #143
Quote from Hilary in Community Action
Vivian: Hi, baby. How was traffic court?
Hilary: There is no justice. Just because I had three moving violations and 48 parking tickets the judge suspended my driver's license. Isn't free parking guaranteed by the Constitution?
Will: Uh, yeah, that's what Desert Storm was all about.
Hilary: And starting tomorrow I have to do community service at the South Side Clinic. I don't even know where that is.
Will: Yeah, that's at the corner of Clemons and Third, right next to the nail shop. [off Hilary & Viv's looks] Can't a brother get a pedicure?
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Community Action’ Quotes
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I'm sorry I was late, Alec. I came straight from court. I was arrested during a free-Mandela rally.
Alec: Mandela was freed two years ago.
Hilary: And l, for one, want to make sure he stays that way. Say, why don't you come over for dinner again tonight and we can discuss how to keep the guy out of jail?
Quote from Hilary
Alec: Lisa's the L.A. Chairperson for the National Board of Women.
Hilary: Oh, I did a lot for the women's group at my college.
Lisa: Really? Were you a member?
Hilary: Well, no. But I did talk several of them into shaving under their arms.
Quote from Jazz
Carlton: Jazz, I told you not to touch my clothes! And this label clearly says, "Hand wash." And that's exactly what I did.
Jazz: Before I stuck it in the machine, I washed my hands. Well, time for dinner. [grabs a cereal box]
Vivian: Uh, Jazz, sweetheart, you are a guest in our home. Now, baby, why don't you sit down and never get up?
Will: Look, Jazz.
Jazz: I pull my own weight... [looks at Uncle Phil] which is easier for some than others.