Aunt Helen Quote #16

Quote from Aunt Helen in Will's Christmas Show

Vivian: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. Why don't we just try and get some sleep?
Vy: It's not quite that simple. There are only enough beds for seven of us, remember?
Aunt Helen: Well, I'm not sleeping with anyone but Lester. Except maybe Denzel Washington.
Philip: Look, I know how to settle this. Everybody who chipped in on renting this cabin gets a bed.
Will: Time out, time out. That means all the kids have to sleep on the floor.
Adults: [in unison] Works for me.

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 ‘Will's Christmas Show’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Carlton: Will, is that all you're taking for the entire Christmas vacation?
Will: No, man. These just my hair products.
Carlton: What about your ski clothes?
Will: Carlton, skiing is for White guys named Sven and O.J. Simpson.
Carlton: Will, you deprived product of the ghetto, skiing is an extremely exhilarating sport.
Will: What is exhilarating about strapping two sticks on your feet flying down a hill at 90 miles an hour and slamming into a tree? This is L.A., man, if I want to get my head cracked I can star in the next Rodney King video.

Quote from Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen: Look, all I know is Lester and I have been saving up for this trip all year. We are not sleeping on the floor.
Lester: Baby, we're on vacation. Wherever we lie down, we aren't gonna be sleeping.
Aunt Helen: Lester, how many times I gotta tell you to cut down on that vitamin E? I am not a machine.
Lester: Well, I am. You gonna let me rock your world?
Vy: Get a grip on yourself, Lester.
Aunt Helen: Don't encourage him.

Quote from Vy

Geoffrey: The real estate agent assured Mr. Banks that this cabin sleeps 15 people.
Vy: Well, there are 13 of us and only four beds. Now, I don't know how you do things in England but this family ain't that close.