Carlton Quote #99
Quote from Carlton in PSAT Pstory
Vivian: Carlton, baby, would you put the mustard in the refrigerator, please?
Carlton: I know what you're implying. You don't think I can cut the mustard, do you? You think I'm not as smart as Will. You think just because he did better on the exam that he's a better person.
Vivian: Sweetheart, that's ridiculous.
Ashley: Carlton, now Will's just teasing. We all think you did really good.
Carlton: Good? Good? That's just another way of saying I stink, isn't it? Well, maybe I have hit a little slump, but I'm sure even Albert Einstein had a bad day.
Hilary: God knows he never combed his hair.
Carlton: The point is other great minds have faced adversity and it made them all the better. And l, too, shall overcome.
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Quote from Carlton
Carlton: My life is over. I'll be expelled. They'll send me away. I'll have to get a Jheri curl and a tattoo. I'll be subjected to over-crowding, bad food and daily threats of personal violence.
Will: Carlton, I don't think they'll send you to prison for cheating on a test.
Carlton: I'm not talking about prison. I'm talking about public school.
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: In light of your exemplary service over this past year, I'd like to offer you an additional $20 a week.
Geoffrey: I'm sorry? I thought you said $20 per week.
Philip: I did.
Geoffrey: Very well. Dinner at 7:00 as usual, sir? [Vivian pinches Phil's arm]
Philip: Ow. Of course that's not all, Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: Of course not, sir. I really didn't think so.
Philip: Why don't you treat yourself to a new uniform, on me.
Geoffrey: Thank you, sir, you're most kind. And with my newfound wealth... I can treat myself to a Happy Meal.
Quote from Carlton
Hilary: Carlton, will you quit?
Carlton: Quit: from the Latin, quietare, to be at rest or satisfied.
Hilary: He's been doing this all morning. It's really irritating.
Carlton: Irritate: from the Latin, irritare, to excite or stimulate.
Vivian: Okay, Carlton, that's enough.
Philip: Vivian, his PSATs are this morning. He's just trying to be prepared.
Carlton: Prepare: from the Latin, praeparare, to make ready.
Philip: Carlton, shut up.
Hilary: Shut up: from the big guy, your father.