Will Quote #297

Quote from Will in Did the Earth Move for You?

Kathleen: Now, where were we? [they kiss]
Will: Beat it, baby!
Kathleen: Will! It's just an aftershock!
Will: Aftershock? Baby, look, I'm from Philly. "Aftershock" is not in my vocabulary. Wind, rain, cheese steak, these are things I know.
Kathleen: It's nothing. Now would you come back over here?
Will: Nuh-uh.
Kathleen: Why not?
Will: Because every time I come near you, the ground starts moving. I'm just trying to get back to Philly where the ground stays still and the people move.

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 ‘Did the Earth Move for You?’ Quotes

Quote from Vivian

Philip: What took you so long?
Vivian: Oh, I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dress rack.
Philip: Why didn't you set the variable speed adjuster?
Vivian: Philip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.
Philip: Baby, you're the one that's wanted to redecorate.
Vivian: Well, yeah, I wanted to keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the Jetsons!

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Ashley: Takeout food again?
Vivian: Well, we were having leg of lamb but I accidentally put the oven on self-cleaning and now the door won't open.
Hilary: Takeout again?
Vivian: No, Hilary, I bought a new set of Styrofoam.
Carlton: Gosh, Mom, who put the rusty nails in your granola?
Vivian: Look, all this hi-tech has got me a little on edge. I'm so sorry, sweetie.
Philip: Takeout food again? What happened to the leg of lamb?
Vivian: It's being cleaned! Is that a problem?

Quote from Vivian

Geoffrey: Another minute, madam, and perhaps we'll have a diamond.
Vivian: I don't know why Philip insisted on putting in all these new gadgets. To heat something up, I have to be Lt. Uhura of the Starship Enterprise.