Will Quote #273

Quote from Will in Just Infatuation

Will: Look, check it out. I got the perfect thing to surprise Ashley with at her birthday party. Yo, Geoffrey! Come on down!
Geoffrey: [o.s.] I'd really rather not, Master William.
Will: Come on, G, they waiting. [Geoffrey enters dressed as a clown] Come on, G, kick it.
Geoffrey: Hi, kids. How are you doodly-do doing? [all else laugh] I have never been more humiliated in my life.
Vivian: I'm sorry, but we're not laughing at you. We're laughing with you.
Will: Yo, that's just them. I'm definitely laughing at you.
Geoffrey: Master William, you could have at least rented a proper clown costume. There's a nasty little stain on my shirt.
Will: There ain't no stain-
Geoffrey: Right there. [As Will looks closely at Geoffrey's shirt, water sprays at him]

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 ‘Just Infatuation’ Quotes

Quote from Ashley

Philip: Well, sweetie, how does it feel to be almost 12?
Ashley: Dad, as you get older, birthdays have less and less significance. You know, I really stopped counting at 10.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Hi, kids. I'm Tidy the Clown. We are going to play a new game. It's called Clean Up After Your Spoiled Little Selves.

Quote from Ashley

Little T: Oh, come on. You mean this is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Ashley: I guess not.
Little T: Well, what was?
Ashley: I can't tell you. It's too embarrassing.
Little T: Well, I'll tell you my most embarrassing moment. I was dressing for gym class during a fire drill and I had to run out of the building in my drawers.
Ashley: Okay, okay, I'll tell you mine. It was the Honor Day assembly, right? I was sitting with my legs crossed for the whole time. And when they called my name for the English award, I stood up and started across the stage, only my leg was asleep. And then, thwap! I fell flat on my face. You know, come to think of it, most of my embarrassing moments involve me hitting the floor.