Will Quote #188

Quote from Will in The Ethnic Tip

Will: And the way that you write your "A" shows you're intelligent and playful.
Ashley: Wow, you can tell all that from just my signature?
Will: Yup.
Ashley: That's amazing.
Hilary: Do me, do me!
Will: Sign right there, under Ashley.
Hilary: Okay. So what do you see about me?
Will: Well, the bold vertical strokes show that you're impulsive. The large capital letters show that you're committed. And the little smiley face you use to dot your "l" shows that you got way too much time on your hands.
Hilary: That's all true. Who does it say I'm going to marry?
Will: "Handsome movie star, who will only be happy if you spend obscene amounts of money."
Hilary: You're good.

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 ‘The Ethnic Tip’ Quotes

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: Why did you want a course in Black history in the first place?
Will: Because I'm interested in it.
Vivian: Are you really?
Will: Of course.
Vivian: Well, you didn't seem too happy about all the work I was giving you. I mean, weren't you the one who said if you were interested in something, you would study hard?
Will: Aunt Viv, I read The Autobiography of Malcolm X three times.
Vivian: And that makes you a serious student on Black history?
Will: That's a very important book.
Vivian: Will, baby, you can read that book, you can wear the T-shirts, you can put up the posters, and shout the slogans, but unless you know all the history behind it you're trivializing the entire struggle. Now you started something very good here but it's up to you, baby, to follow through on it.

Quote from Geoffrey

Hilary: Geoffrey, I'm going on my first job interview at an art gallery and I need some advice. You've been on a lot of job interviews, haven't you?
Geoffrey: Why, yes, Miss Hilary. I've worked my entire life.
Hilary: Really? Why?
Geoffrey: Because I've always been partial to food and shelter.

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: Black American history, gentlemen from Africa, to slavery, to the present. Now, we've all heard of Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King and Booker T. Washington. But Black history includes a lot of people whose names and faces aren't remembered today. Now, how many of you have heard the spirituals sung by the slaves?
Will: [raises hand] Uh, I have.
Vivian: Now listen to this: [sings] Follow the drinking gourd Follow the drinking gourd Follow the drinking gourd For the old man's waitin' for To carry me to freedom
Kellogg: That was pretty cool.
Vivian: Now, what do you suppose the purpose of that song was?
Will: Uh, let me handle this one. For those of you unfamiliar with the spirituals allow me to explain. The slaves used to sing them to keep their spirits up and their minds on God in the face of all the oppression that they suffered.
Vivian: That was very well put, Mr. Smith, but you're wrong.
Will: I beg your pardon?
Vivian: That song was written to be used as a secret code of the Underground Railroad.