Geoffrey Quote #29

Quote from Geoffrey in Courting Disaster

Hilary: Guys, I'm trying to study. What are you doing?
Will: Keep away from Carlton.
Hilary: Oh, over here. Over here.
Geoffrey: Children, please! What if your parents witnessed this horseplay? Give me that chalk immediately.
Hilary: Keep it away from Carlton!
Will: Keep away from Carlton and Geoffrey.
Geoffrey: You've met your match, Master William.
[Geoffrey jumps up to grab the chalk from Will's hand.
Will: Geoffrey, get off me, man. As he and Will tussle, they fall back onto the couch]
Philip: Geoffrey?
Geoffrey: [stands up] May I get you something, sir?

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 ‘Courting Disaster’ Quotes

Quote from Jazz

Vivian: Geoffrey, I'm surprised you decided to come. You're not a basketball fan.
Geoffrey: True, madam, but I have found that any game can be made interesting if you put a little money on it.
Philip: You bet on this game?
Geoffrey: $50 says Bel-Air wins it.
Hilary: Who'd take that bet?
Jazz: You rang, beautiful?
Vivian: Jazz, you bet against Will?
Jazz: Yeah. He screws up, I'm loaded.

Quote from Hilary

Carlton: How was I in the basketball game last Friday?
Hilary: You were great. I mean, you didn't make any baskets or anything but you looked cute in your uniform. I think it's great how you don't get it too sweaty. I guess it's 'cause you don't run too fast. Smart move.
Carlton: Did Dad mention me during the game?
Hilary: Oh, yeah. He did turn around to the guy behind him once and say: "Shut up. That's my son you're talking about."
Carlton: Oh.
Hilary: It's Will, isn't it?
Carlton: No, no, no. It's not.
Hilary: Carlton, talk to me. Look, it's ridiculous to compare yourself to Will. You're captain of the debate team, a straight "A" student, you're leader of the glee club. So what if Will's good at basketball?
Carlton: Thanks, Hilary. That means a lot to me.
Hilary: And besides, if that basket were two feet lower you'd be just as good as he is.

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: Okay. Who knows, it might do him some good. Nothing like a little organized sport to straighten a guy out.
Geoffrey: Yes. It did wonders for Pete Rose.