Will Quote #1759
Quote from Will in I, Stank Horse
Will: Let me tell you, this dude right here is just straight loqued-out on a golf course, man.
Philip: You are the one who managed to get the golf cart up on two wheels, with me in it. That's no easy trick. Now, come on, you gotta show me how you managed to miss those 1-foot putts.
Will: All you gotta do is not concentrate. [both laugh] I ain't tripping.
Philip: You crack me up.
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Quote from Hilary
Regis Philbin: Well, now, we usually start off the show by announcing our guests and then we have a little banter, go to a commercial, bring out the first guest.
Hilary: Well, that's a good way. But what if we do it the way we do it on my show? Which is we bring out the guest first and then we do that little banter thing later.
Regis Philbin: Again, we've been using this format for many, many years and it seems to work, you know? You know the old saying, "If it ain't broke"...
Hilary: I'm drawing a blank here.
Regis Philbin: Don't fix it.
Hilary: Fix what?
Regis Philbin: It. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Hilary: What's it? What are you talking about?
Regis Philbin: You know, maybe we'd better skip the banter altogether, you know?
Hilary: Big baby.
Quote from Hilary
Regis Philbin: Oof. I hate to be a stickler, but that's my chair.
Hilary: Oh, well, would you mind if I sat here? You see, my right side has been rated my better side. So it'd be in my best interest to be sitting on this side.
Regis Philbin: But it would be in my best interest if I could sit in the same chair I've been sitting in for the last 15 years.
Hilary: [laughs] Fine. Big baby.
Quote from Hilary
Regis Philbin: Hi, everybody. Welcome to Live With Regis and my guest host for today, Ms. Hilary Banks.
Hilary: Thank you for having me, Regis.
Regis Philbin: The pleasure's all mine. We're gonna have a great show today.
Hilary: Oh, we sure are. Today on the show, we have ghostbuster Ernie Hudson. And direct from Milan, we have-
Regis Philbin: Hilary, Hilary. I usually announce the guests.
Hilary: Oh, well, then go ahead.
Regis Philbin: And direct from Milan, one of the preeminent fashion designers Miss Isabella Fonte. Now, what is the deal with your Los Angeles freeways? I'm driving down the San Diego-
Hilary: Oh, tell me about it. I'm driving along, 90 miles per hour, I'm putting my makeup on when the phone rings and I spill my Frappuccino all over my Louis Vuitton sports bag.
Regis Philbin: Hilary. Hilary, what are you doing?
Hilary: I'm bantering.
Regis Philbin: It takes two people to banter.
Hilary: Not when I do it.