Will Quote #1811
Quote from Will in Whoops, There It Is
Tatyana Ali: You completely messed me up. I looked over and you had this vacant look in your eyes. I remember it.
Karyn Parsons: I was the one that wanted to go home. But don't blame me for you messing up. That was the fifth take.
Tatyana Ali: Me, messing up?
Will Smith: Excuse me.
Tatyana Ali: What?
Will Smith: I'm just trying to figure out why I couldn't put some lipstick on somebody.
Karyn Parsons: What is this thing about lipstick you got going on?
Will Smith: All right. We've known each other for six years. I should be able to put daggone lipstick on you.
Karyn Parsons: You got a lipstick thing going on.
Will Smith: You're disrespecting me in company.
Tatyana Ali: We have known each other for six years. I think it's his turn for lipstick. He's never gotten any.
Karyn Parsons: Have a seat.
Will Smith: Why y'all getting all strong?
Karyn Parsons: His eyebrows need plucking.
Tatyana Ali: Oh, his eyebrows.
Karyn Parsons: Yes.
Will Smith: Don't be tweezing my eyebrows.
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Will Smith: Hey, Joe. What's up, man?
Joseph Marcell: Hey, Will. Nice shade.
Will Smith: Oh, no, no. Karyn and Ta, they were just playing. No. Hey. Oh, everybody. Joe Marcell. He plays Geoffrey the butler.
Joseph Marcell: Hello.
Will Smith: Yeah. I was just showing them clips of everybody messing their lines up. But not you, man. You are refined. You British. You special, man. State of the art, boy.
Joseph Marcell: Thank you, Will.
Will Smith: Oh, no. I mean, I'm just saying when you step out on that stage, man, you just get out there and you hit it. Blam!
Joseph Marcell: Blam.
Will Smith: That's right.
Joseph Marcell: Thank you, again, Will.
Will Smith: Yeah, right.
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Will Smith: Ha, ha, ha. Boy, you stupid. That boy's so dumb.
Dick Clark: Cut, cut, cut. Hey, Dick Clark, what you doing here, man?
Dick Clark: You're doing a blooper show, aren't you?
Will Smith: Well, yeah.
Dick Clark: Yeah, but you're doing it all wrong. You can't just jump into a blooper show.
Will Smith: Man, what you know about bloopers?
Dick Clark: I think I know a thing or two. Let me, uh... Let me break you off a little something here. First of all, you gotta have a concept.
Will Smith: Okay. Okay. You mean like naked-bikini-model bloopers.
Dick Clark: That's a little off topic. How about something maybe related to the show?
Will Smith: That is exactly why you the king, man.
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Will Smith: Whoo! Ha, ha. What's up, y'all? Welcome to backstage. Everybody ain't allowed back here, but I'm hooking y'all up, see? This is where we keep Makeup, Hair, Wardrobe and our dressing rooms and stuff. Oh, you know what? Let's go to James Avery's room. He plays Uncle Phil on the show. Look, look. See? "James Avery." His room number is 1730. I think that's the year he was born. Look at him. Fronting. He know he can't read. Yo, James. What's up, brother? What's going on, man? Hey, say what's up to the people.
James Avery: What's up?
Will Smith: Ha, ha, ha. See? Now, we had all our dressing rooms hooked up to match our personalities, you know? And this here is James' personality. You know, it's like early-American wino. You know, that kind of thing he's got going. You know, look. Oh, you know, he got his Billie Holiday picture up on the wall. A little Charlie "Bird" Parker, you know. Boy, I'm telling you, this man got mad flavor. And, hey, let me tell you, he is a consummate professional.
James Avery: Ha, ha. That's very kind of you. You know what? I don't ever remember that man missing a line.