Will Quote #1809
Quote from Will in Whoops, There It Is
Will Smith: Oh, hey. You know, I know. Hey, let's go see what Alfonso's doing in Wardrobe. Here we are. This is Wardrobe. This is where they keep all our clothes and all that kind of stuff. Oh, see? Right here is a pair of Alfonso's pants. Hey, you know... Hey, I think he's in here. Let's go see.
Alfonso Ribeiro: [o.s.] Hey, hey!
Will Smith: Y'all don't wanna see that. Hey, come here, come here, come here. See, now, this is where the wardrobe designers put together all the ideas and stuff like that that they want Alfonso's character to wear. I think this is his favorite.
Alfonso Ribeiro: What do you want, Will? I've gotta get ready for the show.
Will Smith: No, no. Say what's up to everybody, man.
Alfonso Ribeiro: Hello.
Will Smith: No. See, I got everybody, you know, I'm taking them backstage, I'm showing them stuff. All the hush-hush undercover stuff they don't really get to see. We getting prepared for the show. What do you do to get prepared?
Alfonso Ribeiro: Well, I like to go I sit in my dressing room. I take my script, I read it over. Make sure I got my lines right, because you never wanna mess up. It's really-
Will Smith: Yeah. We only got a half hour, though. Look, how about you do the Carlton dance real quick? Do the Carlton dance.
Alfonso Ribeiro: Ha, ha, ha. How about I don't and say I did?
Will Smith: Man, that dance is your trademark. So is overacting.
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Will Smith: Hey, Joe. What's up, man?
Joseph Marcell: Hey, Will. Nice shade.
Will Smith: Oh, no, no. Karyn and Ta, they were just playing. No. Hey. Oh, everybody. Joe Marcell. He plays Geoffrey the butler.
Joseph Marcell: Hello.
Will Smith: Yeah. I was just showing them clips of everybody messing their lines up. But not you, man. You are refined. You British. You special, man. State of the art, boy.
Joseph Marcell: Thank you, Will.
Will Smith: Oh, no. I mean, I'm just saying when you step out on that stage, man, you just get out there and you hit it. Blam!
Joseph Marcell: Blam.
Will Smith: That's right.
Joseph Marcell: Thank you, again, Will.
Will Smith: Yeah, right.
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Will Smith: Ha, ha, ha. Boy, you stupid. That boy's so dumb.
Dick Clark: Cut, cut, cut. Hey, Dick Clark, what you doing here, man?
Dick Clark: You're doing a blooper show, aren't you?
Will Smith: Well, yeah.
Dick Clark: Yeah, but you're doing it all wrong. You can't just jump into a blooper show.
Will Smith: Man, what you know about bloopers?
Dick Clark: I think I know a thing or two. Let me, uh... Let me break you off a little something here. First of all, you gotta have a concept.
Will Smith: Okay. Okay. You mean like naked-bikini-model bloopers.
Dick Clark: That's a little off topic. How about something maybe related to the show?
Will Smith: That is exactly why you the king, man.
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Will Smith: Whoo! Ha, ha. What's up, y'all? Welcome to backstage. Everybody ain't allowed back here, but I'm hooking y'all up, see? This is where we keep Makeup, Hair, Wardrobe and our dressing rooms and stuff. Oh, you know what? Let's go to James Avery's room. He plays Uncle Phil on the show. Look, look. See? "James Avery." His room number is 1730. I think that's the year he was born. Look at him. Fronting. He know he can't read. Yo, James. What's up, brother? What's going on, man? Hey, say what's up to the people.
James Avery: What's up?
Will Smith: Ha, ha, ha. See? Now, we had all our dressing rooms hooked up to match our personalities, you know? And this here is James' personality. You know, it's like early-American wino. You know, that kind of thing he's got going. You know, look. Oh, you know, he got his Billie Holiday picture up on the wall. A little Charlie "Bird" Parker, you know. Boy, I'm telling you, this man got mad flavor. And, hey, let me tell you, he is a consummate professional.
James Avery: Ha, ha. That's very kind of you. You know what? I don't ever remember that man missing a line.