Jazz Quote #173
Quote from Jazz in The Butler's Son Did It
Frederick: Thanks for taking me with you.
Carlton: Oh, you had gorgeous women literally climbing all over you today. You're even better than Will. How'd you do it?
Frederick: Well, I'm sure the ladies were merely charmed by my accent.
Jazz: Man, you gotta teach me how to talk that English stuff.
Frederick: No problem, Jazz. I hope I didn't cramp your style today, Will.
Will: Who me? Man, I got plenty of honeys to choose from. Shoot.
Frederick: You know, in England we call pool "snooker."
Jazz: Snooker. [laughs] Man, the way this guy talk cracks me up. What y'all people call this?
Frederick: A clock.
Jazz: [British accent] "A clock." [chuckles] I gotta remember that.
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Quote from Carlton
Ashley: Yeah, at least stay for dinner.
Philip: Of course he can stay, Geoffrey.
Carlton: In the pool house with us. It'll be fun. We'll stay up late, play Clue and try on each other's jackets. [laughs]
Frederick: I think it sounds like a ripping good time. Say, do you have any Tom Jones records?
Carlton: Do I?!
Quote from Will
Nicky: How can Geoffrey be your dad if he was never married?
Will: Okay, I'll talk to him. Well, you see, Nicky, sometimes the stork's arms get real tired, right? He pretty much leave the baby wherever he at.
Philip: Will.
Will: All right.
Philip: Get. Thank you. Well, Nicky, sometimes the stork's map gets all scrunched up.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Oh, look at this picture from my kindergarten class. Oh, I was darling, wasn't I?
Philip: Aw, you sure were.
Hilary: [laughs] Who is this poor little homely child next to me?
Philip: Uh, sweetheart, that was you.
Hilary: What? You always said...
Philip: I know. I know. But the first time you looked at these, you cried so hard that we lied to you. We said you were the cute little girl next to you. But eventually, your teeth straightened out and you grew into your nose, just like we said.
Hilary: You mean, you lied to me? You told me I was pretty when I wasn't?
Philip: Well...
Hilary: Thank you. You really do love me.