Geoffrey Quote #323
Quote from Geoffrey in The Butler's Son Did It
Philip: Geoffrey, are you all right?
Geoffrey: Never better, sir.
Philip: What is all this stuff?
Geoffrey: Oh, they're for Frederick. Transformers. They're on special. A mitt. A football. A tool set. And, just in case, a book on interior design.
Philip: Geoffrey, I hate to break this to you, but you're about 10 years too late. And boys Frederick's age don't play with toys.
Will: Ooh! Transformers. I've been looking for Razorbeast since, like, October.
Geoffrey: I must admit, sir, I'm at a loss. You've raised four children. Well, five if you include...
Will: [screams] Bow before Razorbeast or I will crush you.
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Quote from Carlton
Ashley: Yeah, at least stay for dinner.
Philip: Of course he can stay, Geoffrey.
Carlton: In the pool house with us. It'll be fun. We'll stay up late, play Clue and try on each other's jackets. [laughs]
Frederick: I think it sounds like a ripping good time. Say, do you have any Tom Jones records?
Carlton: Do I?!
Quote from Will
Nicky: How can Geoffrey be your dad if he was never married?
Will: Okay, I'll talk to him. Well, you see, Nicky, sometimes the stork's arms get real tired, right? He pretty much leave the baby wherever he at.
Philip: Will.
Will: All right.
Philip: Get. Thank you. Well, Nicky, sometimes the stork's map gets all scrunched up.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Oh, look at this picture from my kindergarten class. Oh, I was darling, wasn't I?
Philip: Aw, you sure were.
Hilary: [laughs] Who is this poor little homely child next to me?
Philip: Uh, sweetheart, that was you.
Hilary: What? You always said...
Philip: I know. I know. But the first time you looked at these, you cried so hard that we lied to you. We said you were the cute little girl next to you. But eventually, your teeth straightened out and you grew into your nose, just like we said.
Hilary: You mean, you lied to me? You told me I was pretty when I wasn't?
Philip: Well...
Hilary: Thank you. You really do love me.