Carlton Quote #556

Quote from Carlton in I, Bowl Buster

Philip: Oh. A Afro pick. I wonder who this belonged to.
Carlton: Hey, look, it's Dad's Phi Beta Kappa key.
Will: Man, look, defensive player of the year.
Carlton: Wow, look at all this stuff. Valedictorian, voted most popular, captain of the debating team.
Will: Yo, Uncle Phil was just straight up the man around that joint.
Carlton: Oh, my God. He's shaking hands with President Johnson. Will, I don't know if I can do this.
Will: I don't think you wanna be shaking hands with President Johnson right now.
Carlton: That's not what I mean. I mean, I knew Dad was, you know, a big deal and everything, but my God, how do you follow this?
Will: Carlton, what are you talking about?
Carlton: Well, as hard as I work and as well as I do the best that I'll ever be is not quite as good as Dad. I don't know if I can do this. I don't know if I could ever fill Dad's shoes. I don't know if I could ever be... good enough.

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Quote from Will

Will: Your son is about to throw his life away and all you can say is "fine"?
Philip: Look, if I stop him from bowling, I will be doing exactly what he's accusing me of. He just needs a little space. He will get over this.
Will: Uncle Phil, man, I think we need to nip this thing in the bud.
Philip: Oh, it's just a phase, Will. Just a phase.
Will: Just a phase? We worked our fingers to the bone to put him through school. He's about to throw it all away and I'm the only one who wants to do anything? It is a sad, sad day when Will Smith becomes the voice of reason.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the door and... Where are all the people?!

Quote from Will

Will: Hey, G, come on, man. Can I get some spare change?
Geoffrey: No. Use your own money.
Will: G, come on. It's dime-a-frame bowling day. It's always more fun when you use other people's dimes.
Geoffrey: For the last time, Master William, I have no spare change.
Will: What about that piggy bank in your closet under them issues of Big Butted Butler Babes? That was just a lucky guess, man.