Will Quote #1700

Quote from Will in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 2)

[Will's fantasy:]
Katie: So, what'd you wanna ask me?
Will: Katie, look, you know, we've been dating each other for a long time now and I just wanna tell you that I've never loved anybody the way that I love you. Katie will you marry?
Philip: [enters] Hey, what up, dawg? What it be like? I've been out traveling the world and... Whoa. Who is this lovely young lady?
Will: Oh, Uncle Phil, this is Katie.
Philip: Ah. Katie, Katie, Katie. Sexy lady.
Katie: Will's told me an awful lot about you but what he failed to tell me was you were so good-looking.
Philip: [chuckles] Yeah, well, the young brother gets convenient amnesia every once in a while. You know what I'm saying.

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