Carlton Quote #545

Quote from Carlton in Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)

Carlton: Let's cut to the chase, J.P. Twenty percent is out of the question. You give our client a contract we can live with or we walk.
Jewel Pemberton: Oh, so it's the 20 percent that bothers you. Well, then how does 10 percent sound? No, no, no. How about 5? You know what, now that I think about it, why should we get anything at all?
Will: Boom-bi-ya. Sound like we all on the same page here. Hey, so when she start modeling?
Jewel Pemberton: When she finds another agent. Tell your client she's fired.
Carlton: We could live with 10.


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